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The “Ultimate Negs” collection was a thread started originally on the ASF forums. No one can find the original thread as it was over a decade ago. More recently, another “ultimate neg thread” was made sticky on the pick up artist forum (owned by PUA Training). The thread was started by the member “Vibe”. The original post is here:
Can’t believe we are releasing this treasure on the site. Took a long time for Mav to compile this list of negs. Most of these negs come from Mystery . If some of them belong to some other PUA, please write it here below.
so credit could be given where credit is due.
1. Your hair looks shiny, is it a wig? Oh well it looks nice anyway
2. That’s lovely long hair – are they extensions?
3. I think your hair would look better up/down
4. Nice nails – are they acrylic. Oh, well they look good anyway.
5. Awww, how cute, your nose wiggles when you laugh – look there it goes again !!!
6. Is that your natural hair colour well its not bad So you changed it to that?
7. I like your look, beauty is common but you seem like you have character.
8. You have U shaped teeth.
9. Well at least you have a nice body
10. You are nearly as tall as me. I like tall girls. Are those heels 3 or 4 inches ?
11. You have an “interesting” figure
12. Did you drink too much last night!
13. I think I like your left eye best
14. Your eyeliner has run a bit….go to wipe it off for her
15. Eww your palms are sweaty
16. You have some lint on your shirt, here let me get it off
17. I think I saw you wearing that outfit a few weeks ago
18. I like that skirt, they are very popular these days
19. I like that skirt, Ive seen another girl wearing it tonight as well. Is it from topshop?
20. Those shoes look really comfortable/uncomfortable
21. Is she always like this
22. How do you guys hang with this girl
23. Geez, you must have driven your parents crazy
24. Solipsistic ego queen (solipsistic is the view that the self is the only reality)
25. Hello, Im talking, geez
26. Um, its too early in our relationship for you to be (doing whatever she was doing)
27. Where is your off button
28. You look like trouble
29. You’re bad girls
30. Were you a dork at school or something
31. Your kinda cute, like my little sister
32. Did you parents not give you enough attention as a child ?
33. God, talking to you even Married with Children sounds nice.
34. This is why we wont be able to have nice things (if she is clumsy at all)
35. You look just like my high school maths teacher
36. How short are you
37. You’re already back to square one with me
38. Are you girls tourists or something
39. You need to get out more often…
40. I don’t know who your last boyfriend was, but he didn’t spank you enough
41. I can see you work out…………occasionally
42. (about her fake tits) Don’t be embarrassed.. Implants will give you buoyancy when you’re swimming. If we were all lost at sea, you’d be the only one to survive.
43. Wow, that’s a great tan….have you like not washed for a week or something he he
44. Wow, I reckon with a bit of training you could be a stripper or a pole dancer….how cool would that be
45. You remind me of my weird ex
46. You seem way too nice for me……at least say fuck a couple of times so we can get out of the PG rated conversation
47. Whew – have you guys been having perfume fights or something?
48. To a girl wearing horizontal stripes – “is it true vertical stripes make you look thin”
49. I bet you are high maintenance.
50. Well it was nice to small talk with you.
51. Oh – you’re one of THOSE
52. You have a nice act but somewhere in there, is a little girl who just wants to be held and appreciated for who she is.
53. Nice perfume….is it chanel lolol
54. Is that an Oompa Loompa bag (because it was bright orange)
55. I feel like I can talk to you all night……..I cant LISTEN to you though.
56. You are mischievous
57. Say she is a brat
58. Hi Freckles
59. You’re a very pretty girl, BUT….this is London, beauty is very common. A great personality…that’s very rare…..Great energy, energy… You’ve got 2 out of 3, that’s a great start.
60. She says “GET OVER YOURSELF/IT” you start laughing, and say “OK, hold on 1 second. (close eyes and concentrate) OK I’m done getting over myself, any other tips for me?”
My personal favorites:
- Pet on the head. “You’re so cute!” or “sit!” (more harsh, calibrate afterward)
- I just want to dress you up in a Halloween costume and then kick you across the curb!
- Hey shorty (for tall guys)
- So how much did you pay all these guys to stand next to you? (Neg opener)