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Sexy Monkey Opener

November 23, 2012
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Originally by Tenmagnet

Do you think Curious George is a sexy monkey? ‘Cuz my little cousin was watching Curious George on TV yesterday, he’s two and a half and he pointed at the screen and said “Sexy Monkey”. Like WTF?!? I didn’t teach him that… NO REALLY I DIDN’T

He’s been hanging around with that Michael Jackson guy again.

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Alex says:

November 22, 2017 at 10:22 pm

That is fucking stupid.

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