• Sexy Monkey Opener

    by AlphaWolf & Co.
    by AlphaWolf & Co. 1 comment

    Originally by Tenmagnet

    Do you think Curious George is a sexy monkey? ‘Cuz my little cousin was watching Curious George on TV yesterday, he’s two and a half and he pointed at the screen and said “Sexy Monkey”. Like WTF?!? I didn’t teach him that… NO REALLY I DIDN’T

    He’s been hanging around with that Michael Jackson guy again.

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    AlphaWolf is the alter-ego of various PUA Lingo members from 2007 to 2015. We co-wrote and co-authored the majority of terms here for the purpose of sharing our insights as we learned about human social dynamics.

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    Alex November 22, 2017 - 10:22 pm

    That is fucking stupid.

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