About the 80% statistic, I lied, but hey this raccoon stole our mat so we have to forgive each other.
The following texts are field-tested by me over hundreds of messages. Truth is, you never know exactly what the girl is thinking but over time, you have a pretty good idea.
These texts work best when the girl doesn’t respond, or doesn’t have a strong memory of your initial interaction. As always, your initial game and overall frame will trump any cheap one-off “tactics”, but you can start re-initiating contact and a cool, fun vibe with these 3 simple texts. Here we go:
Text #1: I miss you and want to see you, but the stupid zoo keeper won’t let me in! Can you escape?
Frame: she’s a dorky cute animal, and you really miss her!
Why it works: while its sappy and conventionally romantic, its cloaked in a joke, so the fact that you miss her is true but the ick factor diluted. This is best used when you’ve met her already and spent some time, and you promised to meetup again but it never happened.
Be careful: some girls, especially party girls won’t get the joke, They’ll text back, “haha, what!?”. You can simply change threads, or push it further, “hey, jk. I meant you look like a cute giraffe. So we’re at this party today on the beach…” and go into the next thread.
Text #2: You’re a baby polar bear sliding down a rainbow into a pot of gold
Frame: This one’s from Jeffy. It makes no sense. I used it on a couple of party girls who don’t remember anything and they always found it hilarious.
Text #2 Sent
A day later HB replies, “haha, you’re funny”
Separate 2nd text “let’s hangout”
Why it works: it shows that you dont really care what she thinks and you’re just having fun. Low investment, you’re a cool guy with the candy giver mentality, and she has nothing to lose
Be careful: don’t use this if your initial interaction was pretty serious or business-like. Jeffy is a funny, sarcastic vibe, so if you switch too far from your original vibe she may feel strange. You’re just texting her random stuff without evening thinking about it, because its funny to you. That’s the frame you should be using.
Text #3: Aliens are coming to abduct all the good looking people tomorrow. I’m just texting to say goodbye. Don’t worry you’ll be fine!
Frame: You’re super hot and she’s not. Its all meant as a joke, and again, she can’t be mad at you for calling her ugly.
Why it works: Common responses are “you’re clever” “haha” “well i’ll be there with you being probed!” Its just a funny sci-fi scenario to use. Great for Comic-con-like conventions and geekier girls. Its a playful neg and it makes her laugh. You’re just a guy who adds value.
Until next time,