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    By on February 13, 2010

    PUA: Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?Her: NoPUA: The other 7% sing

    Her: Oh yeah?

    PUA: And do you know what they sing?

    Her: No, what?

    PUA: Oh you must be one of the girls that masturbates then.

    Her: HAHAHA

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    • I’ve always loved this one. If routines are your bag, then this is a fine choice. Always gets a laugh.

    • This is an oldie but a goodie. I still can’t believe how many people have never heard this one

    • Jay

      Forgive my ignorance, but would this be used as an OPENER, or AFTER you’ve opened?

    • @Jay – routines are usually used after openers. However, as practice they sometimes can be used as openers. You may try this one too, although it is a little more sexual for an opener and usually requires some level of attraction and comfort to successfully pull off.

    • Jay

      I got you. Is there an opener that can immediately create some initial attraction, tho? Because even if the girl is attracted to you PHYSICALLY, she can still diss you as soon as you open, can’t she?

      (I’m just learning different things about the PUA community, so bear with me)

    • Jay,

      You always run the risk of rejection when you approach. There’s no way around that. However, the better you get, the less the chance of that happening.

      Openers are only tools — there’s no such thing as a foolproof opener.

      If you want an opener which will start conversation plus generate a certain amount of buying temperature, try out banter openers.

    • Jay

      @ Fuji, Can you give me an example?

      I’ve seen a lot, but only a few can be used as openers I think.

      Like the “Stop flirting with me” or the “Careful…I’m a heartbreak waiting to happen”

      But even those have to be done if she’s standing next to you or already LOOKING at you.

      I don’t know of any banter lines you can use when APPROACHING a female.

    • BradP’s Shocker routines are great examples of banter type openers you can use here. You can also use a push-pull banter opener like so:

      You: Hey… i just had to congratulate you guys… you have officially been voted the THIRD sexiest group here! Congratulations!

      Girls: wow, thanks so… wait, 3rd sexiest?! Who is number 1 and 2?

      You: Well, #2 is that fat guy over there… it was a close call but he only barely beat you guys out. His beer gut was just too irresistible. Next time.

      Girls: Hahahaha what about number one?

      You: ME, Duh…

    • Jay

      LMAO! I love it. Who’s Brad P, and where can I find some more of his lines?

    • Phoenix

      A banter opener I use at the gym sometimes:

      You: Are you flirting with me? ‘Cause I’m just here to work out.
      Her: [cut her off]
      You: I’m not here to be picked up on by cuties. I hate that. [smile]

      From here you can continue with the role-reversal banter (you girls only think about one thing, I’m a lot more than just a piece of meat, etc.) or just stack to an unreleated routine.

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