“Hi I am an asshole…” Opener by AlphaWolf & Co. February 28, 2010 by AlphaWolf & Co. February 28, 2010 Real Social Dynamics…Will you be my friend though?If she says “yes”, you are in.If she says “no”, agree and say, “yeah, I didn’t thinks so and stack another routine.If she says “why are you an asshole?”, improvise and makeup a story where you were being mean but in a charming wayCredit: Jeffy, RSDP.S. If you enjoyed this post, you can also download your free 10 little style tips and the 2 authentic conversation starters here for free.0 comment 0FacebookTwitterPinterestEmail AlphaWolf & Co.AlphaWolf is the alter-ego of various PUA Lingo members from 2007 to 2015. We co-wrote and co-authored the majority of terms here for the purpose of sharing our insights as we learned about human social dynamics. previous post Asian Playboy (J.T. Tran) next post Introduction Opener Related Posts You guys can settle a debate February 5, 2015Horse Girl Opener June 13, 2014Thug Lovin’ Opener December 15, 2012My Little Pony Opener December 8, 2012“Who Lies More?” Opener December 2, 2012Simpsons Opener November 26, 2012Sexy Monkey Opener November 23, 2012Introduction Opener November 8, 2012Female Roommates Opener October 27, 2012ESP Routine (Mystery) October 25, 2012Leave a Comment Cancel ReplySave my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.