• Fat Elvis Opener

    by AlphaWolf & Co.

    FAT ELVIS (Wilder) Hey guys, if you were going to hire an Elvis impersonator for your friend’s birthday party, would you hire a young Elvis or a Fat Elvis?

    blah, blah, blah. (if she says young Elvis bust on her for being shallow)

    Get this, my roommate lived in Graceland for a year and he said the craziest thing. He told me that the fat Elvis impersonators always got the hottest chicks, and the young Elvis’s were always alone. I couldn’t believe it at first, but I thought about it, and it kinda makes sense. I guess women just lose all control when the see a fat Elvis impersonator doing “hunka hunka burnin’ love.”

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