- Guys. So what are you doing later, besides giving me your phone number?
- Excuse me. I just shit in my pants, do you want to give me your phone number?
- Excuse me. Ladies. On a scale of one to ten…. what’s your phone number?
- Excuse me. I only have 6 months to live, and I want to spend the next 6 months with you
- My dad used to beat me, can I have your number?
- Hey. So, should we have sex now, or do I have to buy you dinner first?
- Hey, are you ladies free tonight?… or is it going to cost me?
- Want to meet date-Mike? He’s a lot of fun!
- How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice. So do you want to have sex now?
- Which one of the spice girl are you?
- Nice shoes. Would you like to have sex?
- Excuse me. Do you mind if I take a picture with you? Because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas
- Oh wait, did you fart? Cause you just blew me away!
- Hey. I’m just wondering if you guys have ever tried a 68? It’s where you go down on me and I owe you one
- I’ll melt in your mouth, not in your hand
- Hey. I’m Vince. But you can call me your future boyfriend.
- My sister is in town, do want you want to have a threesome?
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t seem to hold it in.
- Guys, I have a serious question. On a scale of 1 to 10, how datable am I?
- Hey I’m Vince. On a scale of 1 to 10, what are you doing tonight?
- Are your feet tired? Cause I’ve been following you for a while.
- You stole my heart, but that’s ok I’ve got another one in the fridge
In you haven’t already, checkout the frat boys from “Failed Pickup Lines”
The Part 2 Video