• Chick Crack

    by AlphaWolf & Co.

    Quick Definition: Conversation material for girls that stick like crack: astrology, palm reading, cosmos quizzes, celebrities, new age spirituality, any subject based on emotion and relationship dynamics.

    *PUA Lingo does not endorse or support the use of these terms. We strive to describe them the best we can based on the seduction community’s uses for them in improving men’s (and some women’s) dating lives.

    Full Definition:

    Chick crack is useful for openers, handling an interruption, or general conversation with women.

    Chick crack works because it usually reveals personality characteristics and underlying human relationships that are biologically hardwired to be interesting to women. It holds up a mirror through which women can see themselves in a way they can understand (women tend to easily understand things when referenced through emotion and imagination).

    There are male versions of this too (dick crack), including conversations about sports, something visual, money, and goals. These are just conversational topics to appeal to the sexes in general.

    For example, a chick crack routine could be:

    PUA: “I see an orange aura around you.”
    HB: “Oh really!? What does that mean?”
    PUA DHVs with spirituality experience and what colors mean. Cold read on her personality.
    HB becomes more interested in the PUA.


    I was losing the interest of the set, so I introduced some chick crack to spice it up a bit.

    Related Terms: Dick Crack, Canned Routines, Buying Temperature

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    alberto June 28, 2009 - 8:14 am

    why is there a scientolgy video related to this definition?

    casual June 28, 2009 - 9:20 am

    Because there’s nothing that girls like more than talking about brainwash cults. It’s the secret the gurus have been holding back from us all these years. Either that, or Google is doing a piss-poor job serving ads.

    casual June 28, 2009 - 9:25 am

    Actually, you can probably have a lot of fun with a girl talking about Scientology, now that I think about it. Just roleplay that she’s a cult leader, and reframe everything she does as an attempt to brainwash you so she can get you to join her sex cult. Or if the topic of religion comes up, joke that you’re a follower of Xenu.

    alberto June 28, 2009 - 1:39 pm

    haha cool. I like that reframing idea. It’s a funny one and can lead to a lot of kino. I didn’t know about that secret that the gurus have been holding. Do you think girls like to talk about religion? I though that work, politics, philosophy, religion and other serius stuff were the topics to be avoided with girls in the seduction phase.

    casual June 28, 2009 - 2:42 pm

    Sorry, I was joking about the guru bit. I would definitely steer clear of talking about religion, especially during the attraction phase, but I think it can be appropriate to talk about when building rapport. I’m not religious myself, so I frame the conversation in terms of spirituality and life purpose, and it’s a great way to build a deeper connection with a woman.

    alberto June 29, 2009 - 7:02 am

    Yeah, sounds like a good topic to build rapport but one shoudn’t get to serious. The brainwash me frame sounds like a good way to finish the topic in a light and humorous way… that’s a good one…. by the way, do you know a book or a website where I could improve my conversational skills. Convesational threads and flows are one of the weakest points in my game…

    alberto June 29, 2009 - 12:42 pm

    thx yes it has some conversation exercises that look great. Hey since we were talking about religion, and I am not religious myself, I’ll tell you something. i’m tree months old into the community and I see that there are a lot of elements worth worshiping and that I think that contribute to the human psicological growth a thousand times more than any religion. I am impressed about everthing that I am discovering. I am in my forties and I wish I had found this 20 years ago, and I can’t channel yet all this info nor know exactly how to better apply it but I think it0s just great and a great benefit for us and for them (girls) cheers…

    alphawolf June 30, 2009 - 12:05 am


    welcome to the tribe. It has been 2 years for me and still every time I hear the wonder people express upon learning about pickup it always makes me smile.

    alberto June 30, 2009 - 2:57 am

    it’s great i guess. how’s it going for your 2nd year? Do you practice field regularly? Have you noticed a turning point in your process?

    alphawolf June 30, 2009 - 7:48 pm

    Hi Alberto

    There are things that I can do now that before I thought was impossible. There were also many hurdles, including facing rejection and also just facing myself and my own mind. I keep a semi-journal on my blog https://www.pualingo.com. Get on the forums and read well known PUA’s archives and you will understand their progression.

    Different people will travel different paths along your journey, and we each have our own strengths, challenges, angels and demons to face. The point is to face them and find out, rather than sit there passively like 90% of the world.

    Pick Up Lines July 26, 2009 - 8:46 am

    I think that chick crack is amazing for generating attraction and interest. I have my own site that you could help contribute to or partner with for Pick Up Artists who are trying to improve their game. Check it out. Great resource here – I plan to link to you to help people at my site – maybe like a thesaurus or commonly used terms directory.

    Socialkenny May 24, 2012 - 3:16 pm

    At one point,I used to get chick crack mixed up with another term(can’t remember).

    But couldn’t “Chick Crack” be defined also as something that is attractive,as in an article of clothing,accessory,etc?

    alphawolf May 24, 2012 - 4:11 pm

    Good point. We think of it in terms of conversation topics, in reality anything that “hooks” a girl into interacting with you could be considered “chick crack”. To that extend it could be a feminine necklace /scarf, to having a trampoline in your background, a nice pool, etc.

    Socialkenny May 24, 2012 - 4:28 pm

    Come on Alpha Wolf,you make me seem like a Newbie or an outsider when you say “We”.I’m a PUA coach bro’.I know the lingo.But it just happened that I got an eyebrow piercing days ago,and a lot of women were attracted to it(compliments),but I wasn’t sure if that was chick crack,so I googled it on PUA lingo for clarification.

    alphawolf May 24, 2012 - 7:46 pm

    I meant we as PUA community as a whole “we”. The term I think originated from Mystery or Lovedrop if you reference The Game, and it is verbal conversation topics only. Given your suggestion though I don’t see why it can’t apply to anything that has a natural affinity to hook a girl’s attention.

    Little puppies then could be chick crack. :)

    Jaycie November 1, 2012 - 9:10 am

    So how do y’all deal with a woman who HATES chick crack and would rather talk about something generally regarded as “male,” i.e. politics, sports, etc.?

    alphawolf November 2, 2012 - 5:42 pm

    You calibrate based on her reaction to the things you are saying. Just like Carrie doesn’t talk about Sex advice with Charlotte and doesn’t mention relationship issues with Samantha, on Sex and the City

    Jaycie November 6, 2012 - 7:53 pm

    And if she tries to drag you into a heated political debate? I know guys are advised to avoid this lest bad feelings arise, but at what point does it become acceptable NOT to calibrate?

    alphawolf November 6, 2012 - 8:40 pm

    You don’t have to respond to her frame or everything she says dude. This may help: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcTw3S_l74c

    Jaycie November 8, 2012 - 11:15 am

    I’m not a dude, thank you. And that video didn’t help at all, considering alpha behavior from men has always increased my own alpha behavior.

    alphawolf November 8, 2012 - 1:12 pm

    So you are a girl picking up on another girl?

    Jaycie November 8, 2012 - 4:34 pm

    No. I just find you people fascinating for some reason.

    alphawolf November 8, 2012 - 4:36 pm

    Thanks. I’m Vince. Single.

    Jaycie November 8, 2012 - 5:00 pm

    Jaycie. Have a boyfriend. Answer the question.

    alphawolf November 9, 2012 - 12:41 am

    What’s the question exactly?

    I love you.

    Jaycie November 9, 2012 - 3:25 am

    The question is WHEN it’s acceptable not to calibrate; you acknowledged that these times exist, but never specified what those times are.

    alphawolf November 10, 2012 - 10:43 pm

    RE: The question is WHEN it’s acceptable not to calibrate; you acknowledged that these times exist, but never specified what those times are

    Calibration is a tool you use. Much like you decide to calibrate the alignment of your car tires or basketball shot. When things work and go well just be yourself and congruent.

    The idea behind the PUA “calibration” is that we are attuned to reading what the other person is thinking, and therefore can CHOOSE to calibrate to make them
    a) more comfortable
    b) less comfortable (to hurt someone socially)
    c) more open to sex
    d) more open to relationships (not exclusive with c)

    So there’s no right or wrong time to calibrate – you calibrate based on your goals for that situation. The idea of learning social dynamics is to be able to be aware of these choices that most people are blind to. (Although, studies show women are much better at picking up this stuff than men)

    Jaycie November 11, 2012 - 7:11 am

    OK, good enough. Thank you.

    Socialkenny November 8, 2012 - 9:39 pm

    Jaycie is tryna punk your Alpha Wolf. WTF!

    alphawolf November 10, 2012 - 10:44 pm



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