Fatty / Fattie
Quick Definition: AKA The Fatty; Fatty Tuna; Ms. Piggy; The Grenade. The girl that no one wants to sleep with, but may because he has no other options or is winging for a friend.
Full Definition:
The dreaded fatty is every newbie PUAs worst nightmare. While easy to pickup, Fatties often are the gamers, because they are trying to sleep with the highest value guy that they can.
Fatties do not count as “chubby cute”, as chubby cute girls are actually pretty hot. Fatties also have the face of a pig, often looking like Ms. Piggy:
Sometimes, a fatty will accompany a HB and in order to get to the HB, the PUA will have to befriend, disarm or pass off the fatty to the wing. Sometimes befriending a fatty will ensure that she will be your best friend and fend off other CBs or AMOGs. As such, do not game the fatty and befriend her when possible.
PUAs that have laid fatties (many of us have in the practice of game) will feel a sudden feeling of disgust during sex as he stares down his perfect abs and sees the flab of the fatty. On a positive note, Fatties however are extremely grateful and generally give very good blowjobs.
The boys of Jersey shore and the grenade launcher:
Usage: No more fatties! No more…
Related Terms: Social Pressures, Social Proof, Winging, C&B, UG, FUG, Perceived Value, Sexual Discretion
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Fatties are great practice for serious hotties. ;)
The blowjob expertice of fatties stands to reason since they are obviously very ORAL. (Insert DUH! here) That said, they can be just as cool or squirrely as any other human so it doesn’t pay to overgeneralise. The cooler ones more comfortable in their own skin might be OK friends in certain settings, but I guess I’m really thinking about Chubby Cutes who tend to be more confident having a bit more social value. They’ll have had more chances to work on the BJ skills than flat out whales.