My Little Pony Opener

“Hey, guys… remember that shit ‘My Little Pony’? Well, I was thinkin about this today, and I can’t remember… did they have powers? Like, I remember they could fly, but I thought they also had little symbols on the hip or something that gave them powers, but they were like, lame-ass powers like Sharing and Honor or some shit. My little sister used to have them and I’d play GI Joes with them, like, GI Joe would fly into battle on My Little Pony, then blast Cobra with a fuckin machine gun blah blah blah…”