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    By on March 17, 2010

    A UC Berkeley study showed a correlation between female finger lengths and sexual preference. It’s a good excuse to perform kinesthetic escalation and teach her something interesting.

    Finger lengths have long been correlated with human psychology and physiology.  There may be a relationship between finger ratios and the amount of testosterone in the mother’s womb.  This trait is a possible indicator of more masculine behavior in women or an increased probability of lesbianism.
    In a study done at Berkley University and published in Nature, researchers found that lesbian women tended to have the more “masculine” finger arrangement.  That is, lesbian women (like men) tend to have an index finger and a ring finger with a highly equivalent length.  Straight women have a larger gap in the difference between the lengths of these two fingers.
    This routine is great because:
    • It’s a good excuse to hold her hand and do some kinesthetic escalation.
    • She gets to learn something unique about herself.
    • It’s an excuse to talk about sex and lesbianism.
    Example:
    PUA: Why do you keep checking out that girl over there?
    Girl: I’m not checking her out.
    PUA: Are you a lesbian? Did you know sometimes you can tell just by looking at your finger lengths. Here let me see your hand.
    [Gently take her hand and briefly examine her fingers. Then immediately disqualify her in a somewhat negative tone.]
    PUA: Yeah, you’re a lesbian.
    Girl: No I’m not. How do you know?
    PUA: Hah! I’m just kidding I barely looked.
    [Take her hand again in this time examine closely while telling her about the Berkley study.]

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    5 Comments

    • A. Wales

      BBC’s report on the same study talks of a different result than what you posted here. Apparently lesbian women (like men) tend to have their ring finger longer than their index fingers while straight women tend to have equivalent lengths for both. See here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/695142.stm

    • Nilz

      in my experience this routine is cute at best .. but too situational honestly !

    • Sgt. Paul

      Attention!

      If someone has a problem with “situational honesty” I suggest questioning the assumption that honesty works against you. Sure, don’t tip your cards and keep her wondering if you are actually interested, but keep honesty at all costs. NO babe is worth giving up your integrity.

      Women find honety refreshing. It’s perceived as a man having superior genes. “This one has nothing to hide! He’s not just another jackoff. Hmmm.” the target realizes. It’s a great place to be.

      Repeat after me: “I AM are the catch here, sweetheart.”

      Such a catch has no need to con a woman into ANYTHING. If you think you have to be dishonest to get women, dude you’ve got a lot of work to do.

    • sav

      this is wrong. I agree with A.Wales.

    • buzzo

      the only thing i’d change in this routine is the “hah, im just kidding” line.

      never say that, it makes you seem like a back peddler trying to qualify yourself back to her approval. She’ll understand you’re being funny, and if not, she’ll try to show you she’s not lesbian, if you’re lucky.

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