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    By on February 5, 2015

    author:          “Mystery”
    date:             Fri 26 Dec 2004 23:15 GMT
    subject:        Your childhood love … We go in, and we try to start a fire there, but we’re kids, so we don’t know shit about fire, and pretty soon the house is up in flames …

    Do you guys remember your childhood love? Ok well when I was six years old, I had fell in love- it was awesome. It was this girl . We used to play in the sandbox after school, and walk around and hold hands and stuff.. But, my brother kept giving me shit! So, I decided I was gonna run away. So I had my little stick with some toys and a teddy bear, and some hi-c juice boxes and I wrapped it all up in a blanket. So I’m walking down the street and sees me and she’s like “hi, hi!” And she comes over to me and she’s like “what are you doin?” And I tell her “I’m leaving. Not on a plane or anything, but I’m leaving, far away.” And she’s like “cool, can I come?” And I’m on top of the world, because it’s me and my girl, and we’re going off to start a life together.

    So we get up to this hill, and we see this abandoned house and we’re like “cool, now we have our own house.” We go in, and we try to start a fire there, but we’re kids, so we don’t know shit about fire, and pretty soon the house is up in flames, and the cops are there, and we’re still holding hands. And so my dad comes and has to talk to the cops, and he starts yelling at me like “Son, what you did, was not cool. This isn’t the behavior I expect from a young man.” But, then we walk away from the cops and he looks at me and he whispers “nice work son, she was cute!”

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