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  • 17 Awesome Image Texts To Get A Date

    By on December 30, 2014

    Text game can be hard enough as it is, but sometimes, a good joke or meme can change the entire interaction. Here are some of our favorite image texts when trying to get girls out on dates. Keep in mind that ultimately, text game depends on the context, and the quality of the initial face to face interaction. Everything after that simply extends the process of your personality across her texting / phone platform.

     #1 Joke you send before going on a date.
    Accompanying Text: “I’ll be ready”, “Jk, I’ll be dressed sexy so you do too”

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    #2 When a girl cancels, or says she’s not available on a certain weekend:

    Accompanying Text: That’s cool…GIFSec.com

    #3 Funny neg if the girl says she dates older guys, or if you are the older guy:
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    #4 Cute way to ask for a date. This only works if she already likes you and have properly invested emotionally:

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    #5 Text: I usually don’t date club girls anymore because…

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    #6 Princess archetype text: I know, life is so hard princess [nickname]

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    #7 If she says she likes being single:

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    #8 Prizing or making fun of how cool of a guy you are:funny dating meme6

    #9 Text: Remember, just be yourself, don’t plan too hard for our date this Friday

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    #10 If she says something you don’t believe… (don’t use if she’s fat)

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    #11 Funny meme if you have a “Tucker Max / Asshole” persona

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    #12 If she’s acting like a princess / first girl world problems

    Text: I know, your life must be so hard right…

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    #13 For those Christian girls… ;)

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    #14 For girls that you’re trying to frame as, you’re busy

    Text: “ok. Just make sure you’re not one of these girls…”tumblr_lbwe6nIPPW1qb5gkjo1_500

    #15. When she texts “who is this?”

    Text: (just include the image, then actually answer her question) This sets you apart

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    #16 If she said something crazy or disagreeable:

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    #17. If she’s being mean, a funny way to tell her off

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    #18. If you met online, a funny way to diffuse the situation

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  • 2 Comments

    • #9 is priceless.

      Great post. Snagging a few of these now actually, lol.

      -Jarod

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